Do people even do introductions anymore I feel like this is unnecessary

Yooooooooooooooooooooooo, remember me? No? From like a year ago? No?

This guy?
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No?

Y'sure?

No?

Well, don't worry your pretty (beauty is subjective, even if you are ugly I'm sure somebody out there would find you attractive don't give up hope, hun) little head about not knowing me. I haven't been on in a year, Christ. Actually, no, I haven't been on in about three hours, but this period of time is my first time playing since around October 19th. Of 2013. Yeah, there's the hook. Almost a year.

It'd be gentleman-esque of me to give proper justification for my long leave of absence, but, in all honestly, it was simply a case of forgetting and thinking it was too late to bother coming back. My laptop kicked the bucket, which was full of water that accidentally spilled on it and broke it, so, for a short period spanning roughly two months, I was without any access to Minecraft in general. By the time I did get a new computer, I had mostly forgotten about the server. Upon the release of Pokemon X and Y, I realised one day "oh crap I used to play on a Pixelmon server they've probably all forgotten me by this point there's no use in going back now." But, by some stroke of luck, I decided to hop in one day to see if any of my old pals were still around. A majority of them weren't, sadly. Zwall was there, he got mod shortly after I left. Everybody else joined some time in 2014-ish and were entirely unfamiliar to me. Why are you even reading this, this is stupid stuff spewed from my brain you will find absolutely nothing of value here just skip to the bottom. I was tempted to go into a small rant for the sake of humour, acting the part of an old veteran coming back from a retirement home or something in an attempt to convey god-knows-what message to them. This temptation lasted for about three seconds before I realised how stupid that idea was and scrapped it, simply saying hi and going about to assemble a team similar to what I had in October, (shout-outs to my Flygon Lanayru I miss you buddy). However, after a spiritual experience with a shiny Staraptor (the bollocks despawned on me just as I went to chase him) I decided to submit to the superiority of flying types and instead construct the temple I'd been mulling over for a while.

That about catches you up on anything important about me since I rejoined. Anyone who remembers me will also recall that I was a tiny bit of a snark. Good news! I've fully refined those abhorrent characteristics and am now a plenarily qualified perspicacious-ass with an ostensibly advanced lexicon (and an accidental ability to adhere to alliteration,) along with an aptitude for starting imbecilely immense projects that never get done. And writing. I enjoy writing. Especially long rants that nobody with any semblance of common sense would read. I also say subjective a lot, it's a verbal tick. If you ever get the chance (and if I ever finish the town/get a warp,) do stop by Avos. We've got fancy stuff geared towards flying types and you can battle me in an extreme sort of Sky-battle with recognization as an Ascendant and, hopefully, some pretty cool prizes if you win. If you wanna find me to battle I'll typically be flying around spawn, or my temple on my Staraptor, Mortimer. Or, hopefully some day, a shiny Staraptor named Kluex.
Battles will only take place once I finish the town, so, if you're horrible at waiting, sorry.

So, yeah. What's good, nerds? I'm hopefully back. Shoutouts to BigMatt and BiggJ if for some reason they see this.


TL;DR HI GUYS I USED TO PLAY HERE IN OCTOBER OF 2013 I LIKE WRITING LONG-ASS STORIES AND RANTS AND PRAISING THE SUPERIORITY OF THE FLYING-TYPES I HOPE I CAN PLAY FOR LONGER WITHOUT A CATASTROPHIC INCIDENT BEFALLING MY COMPUTER LIKE LAST TIME.

TL;DR TL;DR HOOK ME UP WITH A SHINY STARAPTOR IF YOU'VE GOT ONE, A'IGHT?

TL;DR TL;DR TL;DR I'VE GOT NO CLUE WHY I EVEN BOTHERED WRITING THIS WHEN I HAVE LEGITIMATE ESSAYS DUE IN A FEW HOURS I MUST BE INCREDIBLY BORED.

I seriously spent an hour drafting up this wall of text that nobody with any common sense should read...

Not even bad.

Welcome back!

I don't even know why I read that because it is all mumble to me xD but great to have ya back man!

I remember you!

Your introduction is better than mine ;_;