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Post by AquaticBlood 5/12/2014, 5:59 am

I'm making a corny pun thread.

Rules:

No hurtful or rude puns, have to be corny, and you can't post in the thread complaining about the puns.
Each person may post 1 pun a day, and only 3 a week(this is to keep the spam down).
No gifs or images please.
Any rules broken will be removed.

Now whoever comes up with the best pun and makes me die from laughing, Might get something special at the end of the week.

I shall start It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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Post by EvilPokes 5/12/2014, 6:18 pm

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.  Very Happy 
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Post by Captian_Renob 5/12/2014, 6:58 pm

*INCOMING REALLY BAD CHEMISTRY PUN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*

What do we do when a chemistry teacher dies?

We have to barium.  *ba dum tiss*


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Post by AquaticBlood 5/14/2014, 2:04 am

Remember to never write with a Broken pencil, It's pointless.

I may be going to hell for this
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Post by Trubbish 5/14/2014, 5:02 am

Wanted: The Fresh Prince of Pallet
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On the morning of May 14th, FreshPrince The Pikachu escaped his pokeball prison, and fled into the sunset riding atop a shiny mareep.
At this moment, he is believed to be running on the lamb.
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Post by timlebrun21 5/14/2014, 4:07 pm

I got this

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel
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Post by monkyboy9 5/14/2014, 5:02 pm

Lightning sometimes shocks people because it doesn't know how to conduct itself/
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Post by Captian_Renob 5/14/2014, 5:37 pm

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

Round 2: My girlfriend says Im average, but I say shes mean... Razz
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Post by Nero1414 5/16/2014, 1:43 am

I believe that I am up next, Ahem:


I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Post by SilverSlayer198 5/16/2014, 7:28 am

What is the karate master's favorite drink? Kara-tea.
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Post by pikapika42 5/16/2014, 6:15 pm

cheesy jokes are really tasty but the corny ones are even better


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Post by Trubbish 5/16/2014, 9:45 pm

The Squirtles arbok in town.
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Post by Nero1414 5/18/2014, 11:55 pm

Okay guys, its Round 2 and you'll love this one:

I saw a sign on the lawn of a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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Post by ThatOneChickCL 5/19/2014, 12:05 am

So, there's a furniture company called "Hooker Furniture".

So a guy calls the company and says "Hello, I'd like to order one night stand."
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Post by SilverSlayer198 5/19/2014, 7:55 am

In the words of Zilean,

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit fries like banana."
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Post by AquaticBlood 6/1/2014, 4:20 am

ok I got one and its pretty bad.

How does NASA organize a party?

They Planet
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Post by Got_Yellow 6/1/2014, 9:27 am

How did the Italian chef die?

He pasta way
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Post by Nero1414 6/1/2014, 11:44 pm

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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Post by Glabwog 6/2/2014, 5:36 pm

how do you make holy water?
You burn the hell out of it.

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Post by Captian_Renob 6/3/2014, 2:36 am

What does time do when if its still hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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Post by SilverSlayer198 6/3/2014, 7:17 am

If you ever get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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Post by SilverSlayer198 6/4/2014, 8:36 am

Wait, I have another one

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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Post by Got_Yellow 6/4/2014, 8:25 pm

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese Smile
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Post by AquaticBlood 6/17/2014, 1:36 am

I seen this pun and I had to share it;

a man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu
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Post by Hornet1217 6/17/2014, 5:35 am

Poem About my Feet
Topic Requested by dhariooshk

Little piggies all in a row
Little piggies nowhere to go.
Sometimes they're warm sometimes they're cold
Sometimes I stub them and I scream in BOLD
The nails grow out and I stab myself on occasion
it's often the cause of many abrasions
I suffocate them in socks to make sure they're safe
However it seems a little ironic when put in this case
I've told you about my feet now go, go and leave me
me and my feet have places to be.
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