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I'm bored lets do something random
I'm making a corny pun thread.
Rules:
No hurtful or rude puns, have to be corny, and you can't post in the thread complaining about the puns.
Each person may post 1 pun a day, and only 3 a week(this is to keep the spam down).
No gifs or images please.
Any rules broken will be removed.
Now whoever comes up with the best pun and makes me die from laughing, Might get something special at the end of the week.
I shall start It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Rules:
No hurtful or rude puns, have to be corny, and you can't post in the thread complaining about the puns.
Each person may post 1 pun a day, and only 3 a week(this is to keep the spam down).
No gifs or images please.
Any rules broken will be removed.
Now whoever comes up with the best pun and makes me die from laughing, Might get something special at the end of the week.
I shall start It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
EvilPokes- Forum Admin
- Posts : 46
Join date : 2014-01-11
Location : Idaho
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
*INCOMING REALLY BAD CHEMISTRY PUN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
What do we do when a chemistry teacher dies?
We have to barium. *ba dum tiss*
Last edited by Captian_Renob on 5/12/2014, 7:02 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : comma)
Captian_Renob- Posts : 118
Join date : 2013-10-18
Age : 25
Location : Cinnabar Island, Kanto
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
Remember to never write with a Broken pencil, It's pointless.
I may be going to hell for this
I may be going to hell for this
Pikachu on the lam
Wanted: The Fresh Prince of Pallet
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On the morning of May 14th, FreshPrince The Pikachu escaped his pokeball prison, and fled into the sunset riding atop a shiny mareep.
At this moment, he is believed to be running on the lamb.
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On the morning of May 14th, FreshPrince The Pikachu escaped his pokeball prison, and fled into the sunset riding atop a shiny mareep.
At this moment, he is believed to be running on the lamb.
Trubbish- Forum Admin
- Posts : 30
Join date : 2014-01-30
Age : 30
Location : Trash Heaven
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
I got this
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel
timlebrun21- Posts : 60
Join date : 2014-01-14
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it doesn't know how to conduct itself/
monkyboy9- Forum Admin
- Posts : 402
Join date : 2013-10-02
Age : 27
Location : Indianapolis, Indiana
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
Round 2: My girlfriend says Im average, but I say shes mean...
Round 2: My girlfriend says Im average, but I say shes mean...
Captian_Renob- Posts : 118
Join date : 2013-10-18
Age : 25
Location : Cinnabar Island, Kanto
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
I believe that I am up next, Ahem:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Nero1414- Forum Admin
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Join date : 2013-11-14
Age : 26
Location : U.S.A.
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
What is the karate master's favorite drink? Kara-tea.
SilverSlayer198- Forum Admin
- Posts : 416
Join date : 2013-12-18
Age : 26
Location : Swagville, Japan
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
cheesy jokes are really tasty but the corny ones are even better
Last edited by pikapika42 on 5/17/2014, 12:24 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : missed some joke)
pikapika42- Posts : 119
Join date : 2013-11-27
Age : 24
Location : somewhere over the rainbow
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
The Squirtles arbok in town.
Trubbish- Forum Admin
- Posts : 30
Join date : 2014-01-30
Age : 30
Location : Trash Heaven
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
Okay guys, its Round 2 and you'll love this one:
I saw a sign on the lawn of a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I saw a sign on the lawn of a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Nero1414- Forum Admin
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2013-11-14
Age : 26
Location : U.S.A.
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
So, there's a furniture company called "Hooker Furniture".
So a guy calls the company and says "Hello, I'd like to order one night stand."
So a guy calls the company and says "Hello, I'd like to order one night stand."
ThatOneChickCL- Forum Admin
- Posts : 272
Join date : 2013-09-28
Age : 25
Location : Gallifrey
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
In the words of Zilean,
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit fries like banana."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit fries like banana."
SilverSlayer198- Forum Admin
- Posts : 416
Join date : 2013-12-18
Age : 26
Location : Swagville, Japan
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
ok I got one and its pretty bad.
How does NASA organize a party?
They Planet
How does NASA organize a party?
They Planet
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
How did the Italian chef die?
He pasta way
He pasta way
Got_Yellow- Forum Admin
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Age : 1823
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Nero1414- Forum Admin
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2013-11-14
Age : 26
Location : U.S.A.
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
how do you make holy water?
You burn the hell out of it.
You burn the hell out of it.
Glabwog- Posts : 24
Join date : 2013-11-13
Age : 29
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
What does time do when if its still hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
It goes back four seconds!
Captian_Renob- Posts : 118
Join date : 2013-10-18
Age : 25
Location : Cinnabar Island, Kanto
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
If you ever get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
SilverSlayer198- Forum Admin
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Age : 26
Location : Swagville, Japan
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
Wait, I have another one
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
SilverSlayer198- Forum Admin
- Posts : 416
Join date : 2013-12-18
Age : 26
Location : Swagville, Japan
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
Wasabi
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
Got_Yellow- Forum Admin
- Posts : 171
Join date : 2013-10-26
Age : 1823
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
I seen this pun and I had to share it;
a man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu
a man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu
Re: I'm bored lets do something random
Poem About my Feet
Topic Requested by dhariooshk
Little piggies all in a row
Little piggies nowhere to go.
Sometimes they're warm sometimes they're cold
Sometimes I stub them and I scream in BOLD
The nails grow out and I stab myself on occasion
it's often the cause of many abrasions
I suffocate them in socks to make sure they're safe
However it seems a little ironic when put in this case
I've told you about my feet now go, go and leave me
me and my feet have places to be.
Topic Requested by dhariooshk
Little piggies all in a row
Little piggies nowhere to go.
Sometimes they're warm sometimes they're cold
Sometimes I stub them and I scream in BOLD
The nails grow out and I stab myself on occasion
it's often the cause of many abrasions
I suffocate them in socks to make sure they're safe
However it seems a little ironic when put in this case
I've told you about my feet now go, go and leave me
me and my feet have places to be.
Hornet1217- Forum Admin
- Posts : 68
Join date : 2013-11-14
Age : 29
Location : Right behind you >.>
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